Monday, January 4, 2010

Fucking Epic


I've been firing my way through Robert Jordan's third book of his most epic saga: The Wheel of Time.



I just finished reading Chapter 36 which randomly brings us back to the main character Rand Al' Thor. Rand is the Dragon Reborn, destined to fight the last battle against the Dark One. To be the saviour of man and womankind. You get the idea right?

A woman leads a small squad of about ten horsemen up to our main hero here who is camping away. She announces her intentions of camping the night with him and where they're going etc. He immediately decapitates her with one fell swoop. Literally wielding a sword made of fire he kills all of them without so much as an inch of effort.

He literally murders like 10 or 11 people without asking any questions.

He then arranges the bodies so they're bowing towards him and rubs his dragon reborn-ness all up in their faces.

I'm sure if I read between the lines, something she says makes him realize she's completely bullshitting or whatever. but holy shit this was shockingly awesome.

This is totally fourth edition material.

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